I kinda forgot about the origins of this and why/how it came to be. But it all happened in a thread.
It is a band of cool folks who volunteered their loyalty to me. It is comparable to the Gig-Coat mafia in that it is pretty mafioso, man.
Rei is the God of the Church of Rei.
Also, the Church of Guardian was made for the making-fun of the Church of Rei. Or was it the other way around?